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US Shrimper catches BOW, proof of T-Virus leaking into ocean

Photo Credit: CNN

The capture of a Bio-Organic Weapon (BOW) in Townsend, Georgia has sent ripples of fear down those survivors living up and down the Atlantic coastline.
Conflicting reports suggest the creature is between 15 and 20 feet in length.  Caught by Carl Moore of Townsend, Georgia, T-Virus experts we have spoken with confirm they have now found religion after looking at a picture of the beast.

Moore, a veteran shrimper of 50 years and former member of the U.S. Air Force admits he couldn’t believe what spilled out of his net.  He goes on to state he was going to try to measure the BOW until common sense took over at which point he decided a catch and release program didn’t sound like such a bad idea.

The official government cover story from local officials is that this was not a mutant Bio-Organic weapon, but was in fact a Goblin shark.  Like that’s a thing.

A more plausible explanation was made by IluvAlice27 from one of the Resident Evil boards that has managed to keep powered up during the zombie apocalypse.  In his post he cites a reliable source that says there was an explosion at one of the Umbrella Corp research centers off the Atlantic Coast where large quantities of the T-Virus were being stored.  His source gave details that he says confirm large quantities of the T-Virus have been leaking into the ocean ever since.

It’s not known how many other accidental BOWs have been created, but many people we have shown the picture to are suggesting Georgia locals stay the, and we quote, “holy hell out of the water.”

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