5 reasons I am grateful for the zombie apocalypse

Reason #4.  The Selfie.
If you haven’t gathered by now, I’m not a big fan of the selfie.  More accurately, of those taking selfies.  Everywhere.  All the time.  Going out of their way to make a selfie happen foregoing all sense of intelligence and even self preservation.  You think I exaggerate?  Allow me to present some examples…
Two girls do a karaoke vine type selfie video, while driving.  Not riding in a car that’s being driven by someone else, no one of the participants is driving.

And then there is this

And this.

And this.

And this.

And this.

And this.
and  … get the picture?  There are no more selfies.  Thank you undead horde, thank you for ensuring no more Justin Beiber with no shirt selfies are mysteriously leaked out to the world.  Hey, that’s another one.

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