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We’re not dead!

We’re not dead! Ok, except for Gene. That idiot borrowed my laptop so he could work “somewhere quiet.” How’d that abandoned library work out for you, dumbass!?! Anyway, we’ve got some updates on their way fall 2019 and we’re looking forward to connecting with other survivors! We’ll see you soon and do me a favor …

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US Joins Canada in Secret Star Wars Satellite Zombie Defense System Testing

As ZombieZone.ca reported in June, the Canadian government has been conducting tests of a new Star Wars Satellite Zombie Defense System in Alberta. We now have video proof courtesy of CNN that the United States government is working with the Canadians and is in fact conducting their own secret tests. CNN is reporting that a …

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Secret Star Wars Satellite Zombie Defense System Tested in Alberta

Video and reports are leaking out of a new Star Wars Satellite Zombie Defense System being tested by the Canadian government in Alberta.  In the video a truck is seen driving on a highway outside of Tofield, Alberta when it is struck by what appears to be a zombie killing laser fireball shooting down from …

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New zombie species discovered after creation of $54.75 Frappucinno at Starbucks

Scientists have discovered a new species of zombie and the outbreak came in the form of a delicious Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino…with a kick.  60 shots of kick actually. Andrew Chifari is a Texas resident and loyal Starbucks customer.  So loyal in fact that as a gold member he had earned himself a free drink …

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Two zombies spotted at major fire may be stoned & not actually zombies

Two zombies were spotted inside the perimeter this afternoon in the Port Kells area, this after a major fire destroyed a building which may have been a farm.  As it turns out though, the zombies may not actually be zombies and the farm isn’t your run of the mill farm. Further investigation revealed the 84,000 …

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Vancouver fog not a sign of zombie apocalypse – merely a temperature inversion

According to News1130, a Vancouver based news radio station running on backup generators and doing their best to broadcast relevant information to survivors, the unusual weather being experienced in the Lower Mainland is not a sign of the zombie apocalypse escalating, it is merely a temperature inversion. Good news for the survivors in this West …

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Chilliwack SPCA needs your help to pay for Angel’s eye operation so we don’t get another Governor

The Chilliwack, BC SPCA has the opportunity to stop the rise of another Governor.  Angel the kitten was found abandoned and with severe trauma to it’s eye and they hope the public can help with the cost of the surgery, expected to be in the $1,000 range. Ivanna Ferris, manager of the Chilliwack SPCA may …

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