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City Library Teaches Kids Zombie ID Techniques

The zombie apocalypse is coming to Battle Creek, Michigan and their youth will be ready! Already world famous for inventing cold breakfast cereal, a zombie apocalypse staple, Battle Creek is now revolutionizing youth zombie preparedness training techniques. The Battle Creek Enquirer is reporting that students were invited to the Willard Library’s downtown Helen Warner branch …

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US Joins Canada in Secret Star Wars Satellite Zombie Defense System Testing

As ZombieZone.ca reported in June, the Canadian government has been conducting tests of a new Star Wars Satellite Zombie Defense System in Alberta. We now have video proof courtesy of CNN that the United States government is working with the Canadians and is in fact conducting their own secret tests. CNN is reporting that a …

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Secret Star Wars Satellite Zombie Defense System Tested in Alberta

Video and reports are leaking out of a new Star Wars Satellite Zombie Defense System being tested by the Canadian government in Alberta.  In the video a truck is seen driving on a highway outside of Tofield, Alberta when it is struck by what appears to be a zombie killing laser fireball shooting down from …

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Detroit Tigers: Zombies won’t stop us, RoboCop to throw 1st pitch

The Detroit Tigers have taken a dramatic step in ensure major league baseball carries on through the zombie apocalypse. RoboCop has been tapped to throw the first pitch at Comerica Park this evening as the Tigers face the visiting Toronto Blue Jays.  Fans will also have the opportunity to see RoboCop’s motorcycle tonight, as it …

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Burger King slogan changed to “Be Your Way” in effort to be more accepting of the undead

The zombie apocalypse has hit every industry hard, including the fast food industry.  First, who can find a cow these days.  Second, even if you can find a farm providing beef, most of the time during the whole supply chain process somebody, somewhere gets bitten by a zombie and the process has to start over …

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US Shrimper catches BOW, proof of T-Virus leaking into ocean

The capture of a Bio-Organic Weapon (BOW) in Townsend, Georgia has sent ripples of fear down those survivors living up and down the Atlantic coastline. Conflicting reports suggest the creature is between 15 and 20 feet in length.  Caught by Carl Moore of Townsend, Georgia, T-Virus experts we have spoken with confirm they have now …

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Naked bowling – It’s a thing & could help prevent spread of zombie infections

It seems far fetched, at first glance, the concept of naked bowling being an aid in the fight against the spread of zombie infection rates. But a few out side the box thinkers in post zombie apocalypse St. Louis have come up with an entertaining idea with a positive side effect. David Wraith is co-founder …

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