Chinese SWAT Team Practice COVID-19 Take Down

Video was released recently showing a Chinese SWAT team practicing the take down of an individual infected with the Coronavirus.

The video, which you can see below, shows the suspected “victim” going through a roadblock testing station and attempting to bypass it. He’s hemmed in and quickly surrounded by hazmat wearing SWAT team members. As soon as the individual steps out of the car a member of the SWAT team quickly applies the, we can only assume Nikelodeon Approved, “Spongebob Squarepants Covid-19 Containment System.”

Once detained, the infected individual has their head covered with a black bag from the Wish.com “Happy Smile Prisoner Re-Education Collection” and is then rapidly removed from the scene to a secure off site facility.

The video has successfully reassured the world that China is completely prepared to handle an infected populace provided they approach in single file, don’t act panicked and don’t really want to escape in the first place.

In related news, it’s happening folks!!

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