Ontario Zombie Sympathizers Mailing Human Brains

U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) revealed Wednesday that they had intercepted a human brain sent through Canada Post to a US destination. The brain, contained in a clear glass mason jar was discovered at the Blue Water Bridge connecting Sarnia, Ontario with Port Huron, Michigan.

CBP Officer inspecting mail items Photo: Brad Graverson

The Canada Post truck was inspected as part of a routine mail operation and the shipment was listed as an Antique Teaching Specimen though it contained no paperwork or documentation that would allow it to be shipped lawfully.

Area Port Director Michael Fox said in a media release following the discovery, “Individuals looking to import shipments such as this, need to remember that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention has a strict import permit program that must be adhered to.” He went on to add, “This is just another great example of just one of the many things CBP officers do to protect our nation on a daily basis.”

When asked, Mr. Fox would not confirm this was the handiwork of a local cell of known zombie sympathizers based out of the Sarnia area. That group have been promoting zombie walks and other Undead Alliance events. Editor’s note: Mr. Fox also did not deny it.

We have reached out to confirm with the CDC if the brain has been tested to determine if it’s from a healthy or infected human. At this time we have received no response, but will update the story as information comes in

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